Cards Against Humanity Is Hiring A New CEO

The requirement? Be Barrack Obama.

Cards Against Humanity Is Hiring A New CEO - The requirement?  Be Barrack Obama.

After digging a massive hole, sending it's customers literal cow poop (that they paid for), raising their prices on Black Friday (to great success) and succeeding at selling...nothing, the company that brought the world the popular game "Cards Against Humanity" is now looking for a new CEO...on Craigslist. The ad starts with the following:

Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time for real adult leadership.

So what is Cards Against Humanity looking for in it's new leadership? The qualifications and requirements are very....specific.

The job comes with some great benefits as well, like a new computer, health insurance (while available) and unlimited almonds from the pantry. The position also offers paid relocation to Chicago. and a request that perfect candidate also be "our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred)."

Luckily for Cards Against Humanity, I think we can all think of a certain candidate for the position that might be looking for work right about now and he probably even has a couple good ideas for cards given recent political events. Best of luck to Cards Against Humanity in their hunt for the perfect new CEO!

Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity

Release: 5/15/2011 [NA]

Publisher: Cards Against Humanity LLC

Platforms: Tabletop

Purchase: Amazon

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